How about a $550 titanium wedding-band with I’M MARRIED etched on the inside that after wearing it for a sufficient time will leave the mark of those words on your poor little finger advertising your marital status even if you slip the ring off. Sound good? From the makers:
With Arnold, Tiger and two timing IMF guy in mind, we have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating. The negative engraving on the inside means that when you are in the ‘Club’ and an attractive woman…or man comes along to chat, slipping your wedding ring off is not an option. The mark left on your skin says…’I’m Married’
Or on the other hand you could just get a divorce or maybe ask for an open relationship.
Via Boing Boing